Sharon Needles - Hail Satan! lyrics

I was nearly drowned by a god damn priest on the day that I was born Daddy's little demon from the tip of the womb they try to hide me like kiddie p**n I don't wanna be a cross bearing lemming like Matthew Luke and John Wearing virgin white never felt that right 'cause it's the horns that turn me on I'm an abomination in this christ-driven nation hell bound and heaven spent I'm the worm in eve's apple rotten to the core get off my father f**ing 10 percent I got so drunk on blood of christ his big balls got me seeing double I'm not here to start a f**ing cult I just wanna start some female trouble Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around I'd rather depend on a sugar daddy than depend on a holy father I'd rather drop dead of dehydration than depend on your holy water Stick your fist in my aspetorium you know I use it as an ash tray Jim Baker's in the trunk and I'm riding shotgun with Mrs. Anton LaVey I got a stiff 666 under my skirt all you got is a burning bush Jesus is your grown up Santa Clause and Pat Robertson needs to flush Keep your white-hood I look best in red let me be your wicked witch of the West You can keep your 700 clubs I'm no damsel in distress Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around Praise the lord God told me to k** you Revelations 21:8 The cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers The s**ually immoral, those who practice the magic arts And those who worship idols, and all the liars Their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur This is called the second d**h. Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey Hail Satan Hey I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around Satan is a biscuit!