Sharon Needles - RuPaulogize lyrics

[Verse 1: Willam] I didn't have a phone Shoot no 'mones Just got pounded down With nothing else to do Thanks to Ru Sad tranny clown Tell me it's a DQ Then when all-star comes around You say Tell me I don't need it Even though I bought the gowns b**h, wait... [Chorus: Willam and Sharon Needles] Because it's too late to RuPaulogize (oooh!) It's too late (too late to RuPaulogize) I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (it's too late!) It's too late Shady shade (that's some shady shade!) I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (ha ha ha) It's too late (#RuPaulogize) [Verse 2: Willam] I take it on the chin I'll just grin Say I'm in next year (that's a long time!) Put me in a box With some holes so that I can see (which way am I going?) Who's dick I gotta s** to Get my a** back on the tube? I got lube… Sorry about it boo, but All-stars won't be needing you That's real damn rude [Chorus: Willam and Sharon] It's too late to RuPaulogize(it's too late.) It's too late (that's so f**ing rude!) I said it's too late to RuPaulogize(that ain't right!) It's too late (now would be a good time—oh wait, it's too late, nevermind.) [Hook: Willam and Sharon] I'mma take those other b**hes down I'mma take those other b**hes down (I'll take them down!) I'mma take those other b**hes down (can I get an amen?) I'mma take those other b**hes down Take them down, down, down [Bridge: Sharon Needles/RuPaul] Silence! (clap clap) Bring back my girls… This is your last chance to impress me… And save yourself from extermination! Oh the shade of it all! Shady shade… I'm sorry my dear But it's too late Oooh, b**h! Consider that stolen! It's too late… Now sashay away… Let the music play! [Chorus: Willam and Sharon] Because it's too late to RuPaulogize It's too late (it's too late girl, shady shade!) I said it's too late to RuPaulogize (I gave up scheduling issues) It's too late (and then you don't want me now? What is that, loss of income?) [Hook: Willam and Sharon] I'mma take those other b**hes down (uh huh, that's a loss of income.) I'mma take those other b**hes down (I will take them down, thank you.) I'mma take those other b**hes down (b**h.) I'mma take those other b**hes down Take them down [Outro: Willam] Got some white girl problems down But Ms. Needles sure did earn The crown