Is there anybody here, who'd like to play guitar Or did you think that it might be too hard to do Well, Bram practiced hard, and learned to play guitar (guitar solo) 'Cause you can do most anything that means enough to you Is there anybody here, who'd like to play piano Or did you think that it might be too hard to do Well, Lois practiced hard, and learned to play piano (piano solo) 'Cause you can do most anything that means enough to you Is there anybody here, who'd like to be a singer Or did you think that it might be too hard to do Sharon practiced hard, she learned to be a singer (vocal solo) 'Cause you can do most anything that means enough to you Is there anybody here, who'd like to be in our band Or did you think that it might be too hard to do Our friends came along to play in our band There's Joe on the ba** (ba** solo) And Bill on the drums (percussion solo) Cause our friends can do anything they really want to do And so can you!