Shane Faber - Titsenas lyrics

[Intro] [Verse 1:] Seen a little freak in the shape of a number eight Up the street, I proceed to investigate Lord know I wanna penetrate, and I can't wait Damn shame, from here I can't even see her damn face I'm outside, smokin' a black, she hopped in a car And drove closer to where I was at I was are, without hesitation I flagged her down A military casket, she drove right past me It kinda hurt ‘til she threw it in reverse Said, “That ain't the way you greet a lady in the street jerk!” I'm like, “My mistake, how's ya day goin'?” Knowin' I'm envisionin' her nipples through her t-shirt She said, “It's goin' good, how's yours?” I said, "It would be goin' beautiful if I was yours" "Now quit the bullsh**, I've heard it all before My eyes are up here, they ain't in my bra boy" I chuckled a little bit, she chuckled a little bit I said, "What you finna do?" She said, "None of ya business" Long story short, she ain't gimme the math But I know what she did have [Hook:] Titsenas (Hey) Titsenas (Oww) X2 Forreal [Verse 2:] Got this little thang, call her Coca-Cola cla**ic And whatever Coca-Cola want, Coca-Cola havin' it Coca-Cola wanna go to Angola with her Aunt Rosa Guess what? I'ma have to make it happen (Why?) Cause not only does Coca-Cola resemble a Coca-Cola bottle And sh**, she probably could fit A whole Coca-Cola bottle where she swallow and sh** And then swallow the sh**, ‘til the whole Coca-Cola bottle Turn hollow, she won't leave a drop of that sh** (Thirsty) White kids in Ghana and sh** I should tell you Coca-Cola's a dime In 1950, Coca-Cola was a dime And we all know things get better with time What you think she hit for 60 years down the line? Never mind, Coca-Cola only thing on mine I hope she succeeds but I wanna see her behind And Coca-Cola so bad, I'm dippin in my lil' stash Trickin' up the a**, trippin' "You spendin' all ya cash, Ab! Why you do that?" [Hook:] Titsenas (Hey) Titsenas (Oww) X2 Forreal [Verse 3:] In one of my other lives, I had a Ph.D I'll tell you ‘bout the patient that stood out the most to me Imagine Pamela Anderson-Lee but naturally Big booty, suitably named Judy She told my nurse she feelin' sick as hell My nurse took her temperature, she still couldn't tell No sign of cold, no fever, so she don't believe her Told her wait in line, be [?] for me to see her I called her in, told her thrown on a gown And make yourself comfortable, go ahead and lay down I gave her courtesy, walked out, came back in Put the stethoscope to her, didn't hear nothing wild Okay, I'ma need you to open your mouth wide You familiar with Trey Songz, right? Yeah, say ahh Hmm, there's nothing wrong in here I'm startin' to strongly question why this woman is here Ma'am, I really must ask Is this sickness you insist really that bad? She looked at me and said, “That's why I'm here Dr. Ab” But all she has is [Hook] Titsenas (Hey) Titsenas (Oww) X2 Forreal [Outro]