Shane Dawson - f** Up lyrics

I woke up on the wrong side of the floor My clothes still smell like the night before Where am I? Why am I talking to myself? (Self) I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store Like an nympho surrounded by a bunch of who*es Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self) I'm not trying to be a saint I don't wanna be president someday I'm just trying to make my way Yeah I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah It ain't no ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da da da da da My girlfriend told me that she wants a break And that being with me is what turned her gay What's with me? Why does this happen all the time? (Time) I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self) I'm not trying to be a saint I don't wanna be president someday I'm just trying to make my way Yeah I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah It ain't no ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da da da da da I'm just a bad luck charm To blame when things go wrong Been cursed since I was born Maybe one day I'll change For now all I can say Yeah I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah It ain't no ones fault but mine I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah I can't do nothing right I'm sorry I'm a f** up Yeah So if you f** up all the time Let's all sing Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Oops my bad I never said I'd ever get it right Da da da da da da Ah f** it