Shane Dawson - Maybe This Christmas lyrics

It's Christmas time And Santa's here making the children smile But he's just a pedophile, So you better watch your child Christmas trees in every house covered in shiny lights but they just turn brown and die or set your whole house on fire These are the reasons I hate the seasons But, I'mma give it a try! Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas, Maybe I'll have a happy holiday-ay-ay Replace my heart ache and my pain With mistletoe and candy cane, This Christmas could go my way, Having fun with all your friends Sipping on that eggnog, but it just looks like jizz all over your upper lips, House made out of gingerbread, cookies like Christmas trees, giving your heart disease, an' type 2 di-ah-betes, (It's not like diabetes) These are the reasons, I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try! Maybe this year I won't be sad on Chirstmas Maybe I'll have a happy holiday-ay-ay Replace my heart ache and my pain With mistletoe and candy cane This Christma**s, could go my way I've never seen reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh-bell ring Never seen a snowman come to life, I've never heard the angels sing, But I hope and I pray that maybe this Christmas day, That'll change! Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas, Maybe I'll have a happy holiday-ay-ay Replace my heart ache and my pain, With mistletoe and candy canes This Christmas is going my way! Maybe this year I won't be sad on Christmas, Maybe I'll have a happy holiday-ay-ay Replace my heart ache and my pain, Let's just dance the night away This Christmas is going my way-ay-ay-ay-ay! Just dance with me