Shane Dawson - How To Survive High School lyrics

Rule number 1 Act like you don't give a f*uck Here's your homework Try to get your pee pees s**ed Rule number 2 Avoid the cafeteria Bring your own lunch Or you'll get diarrhea Rule number 3 Find your posy Just not the crazy kids that hang underneath the crazy tree Rule number 4 No hot Cheetos It looks like you're in your period Touching your ho-ho High school It's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive Listen up 'Cause we got some tools In the form of rules Rule number 5 Don't join the Harry Potter club Or a jock will shove a Quidditch stick up your bu*t Rule number 6 When you go to take a piss Don't use a stall Or they'll call you a baby dick Rule number seven Have fashion taste Short shorts will give you an under the waist sad face Oh, wait You don't know what that is? It's when the fabric of short gets caught in your p*ssy lip High school It's a crazy time These are the ways that you stay alive Listen up "Cause we go some tools In the form of rules Rule number 8 Find a seat by your crush Accept health plans Herpes make her f*ck that up Rule number 9 Try to f*ck a teacher Get caught into school for some cheddar Rule number 10 If you're in a cla** you hate Fake interested And make a Taylor Swift face "You just blew my mind Wow, teacher. You're on of a kind" High school It's a crazy time These are the ways you stay alive Listen up 'Cause we got some tools In the form of rules Break down! Don't cheat on the Asian They're over rated Don't bring ethnic food to cla** Or you'll be hated Duck tape wallets are disgusting And they attract strange pubes If you like a girl Don't ever call her "dude" Having lunch with a teacher is so creepy Dressing like an anime character is also creepy Cleaning your braces in public is really gross And lastly Just remember this quote High school It's a crazy time These ate the ways that you stay alive So don't give up 'Cause it's just four years Than it dissapears