Shane Dawson - Blank Space Parody lyrics

My girlfriend got into my car, Told me to listen to her new CD. What the f** are you smoking? Do I look 14? No trust me, it's so great, I'm totally hashtag team Tay Tay. Come on just give it a play. Later on I dropped her off, She left her new Taylor CD, So I decide to put it on. What's the worst that could happen? Oh my God! What a sick beat? Her voice sounds so Soft and sweet. All these lyrics are relating to me. I could listen to this till my life ends. So I listen while I'm lifting, She gives me energy, And I listen in the shower, When I'm making love to me. I listen when I'm hurting, Her ballads are everything, It's like I'm never lonely, Like she's my best friend! She's always tweeting, Inspirational quotes, And then I read them, At the time when I need them most. I think about her, When I'm having s** with my girlfriend, Because she is my soulmate, What? I gotta make a plan. First I have to get rid of, My current girlfriend. I have to make it look like it, Was an accident, like, Hey Lisa, get in here quick, Your dog is barfing I think it's sick, Oh no there is so much blood. Now I don't have a girlfriend, Hey Taylor, here I come. I got your address, Thanks to google maps dot com. I got your favourite flowers, A tattoo of your name. I hope you feel the same baby, 'Cause I'm on my way. Oh you look so cute up in your bedroom, Oh I can't wait to be up there with you soon, Hey sir, who are you? Can I help you? Sure, smell these flowers don't you think they smell good. Now I'm opening up the front door, I think I smell her scent. Now I'm checking out her knick-knacks, We both like Titanic. And then I hear a loud scream, I turn around and see, It's my beautiful Taylor, Taylor it's me! Then she runs away screaming, L O L she's so funny, She locks herself in her bathroom, Guess we're playing hide and seek. Oh silly Taylor baby, I can hear you breathe, Hey remember your hit song, You belong with me! So she runs into the bedroom, She's playing hard to get. I get distracted by the closet, She looks so pretty in red. Hey Tay Tay can you wear this, The first time we make love? Just give me a kiss, baby, You'll feel the same. I guess I was all wrong, Maybe we're not soulmates. I misread the situation, I had another destiny. I'm not supposed to be with her, I'm supposed to be her, But I can't be her, So I'll just wear her face!