Just 'Cos We Stay In Five Star Hotels, Do You Think That We Broke In As Well It Goes To Show That You Can't Tell Who Deserves The Dough You Look Like A Shrivelled Old Tart, You Look Like A Beer Bellied Fart If You Want A Quiet Flight Don't Start, There's Eight Hours To Go, Whenever We Fly We Get Some Nutters Like You, So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do Chorus First Cla** - Our Clothes Are All Wrong, First Cla** - You Don't Like Our Song, First Cla** - We're Always To Blame, First Cla** - We've Hijacked The Plane.. Just Because You're Wearing A Suit, You Think That You Can Give Us The Boot You Hate Us 'Cos We're Rolling In Loot, We Might Have More Than You You're A Bloated Old Action Man, You're A Gone To Seed Desperate Dan Better Chase The Skirt While You Can, If Your Wife Won't Do Your Blood Pressure's Up, And Your Face Has Gone Red Why Don't You Find An Army, To Fight Instead! Chorus x1 Whenever We Fly, We Get Some Nutters Like You, So If We Make You Narky, We're Glad That We Do First Cla** - We Order A Drink First Cla** - Then You Kick Up A Stink First Cla** - We're Always To Blame First Cla** - We've Hijacked The Plane