[Verse 1] Well, hey, tollbooth lady Get in my truck I got scotch in the coffin You seem like good luck Yeah please blow on my dice Oh give them a roll Yeah show me your turnpike And I'll pay the toll [Chorus:] I want a feel good, smell good woman I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap Yeah I want a gla** of fine whiskey And a gun on her hip How I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap [Verse 2] Well, nine miles to go Through the land of fine cattle I've been saving them up for God-knows-how-long Gonna find myself some curvy ol' lady Who loves country music and won't do me wrong [Chorus:] Cause I'm looking for a Smell good, feel good woman Oh, I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap Yeah a gla** of fine whiskey And a gun on her hip How I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap [Verse 3] Hey, tollbooth lady Have a good night at work Oh, we could have stood a chance But whatever that's worth Yeah [?] even so we landed at [?] Got more roads ahead Yeah, more travels in mind [Chorus:] Cause I'm looking for a Feel good, smell good woman I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap A gla** of fine whiskey And a gun on her hip You know I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap [Verse 4] Oh but listen up, sonny Yeah, listen up well Well, don't you be tempted by no cheap cattle sale Oh yeah well, gambling with cattle, you know It never does pay 'Cause there's a hole in my fence And they all got away [Chorus:] But I'm still looking for a Smell good, feel good woman I want a ten-gallon girl on my lap Yeah a gla** of fine whiskey And a gun on her hip Oh how I long to be stuck in her sweet honey trap