[Verse 1] Twenty-two with nothing to do but spend my hard earned money on you so I will Yes I will, yes I will, yes I surely will Church and stuff church and stuff I never thought god would call my bluff but he did Yes he did, yes he god damn did [Chorus] Well selling my clothes ain't that bad I never liked them anyway Well surely tomorrow I will get my pay Come back a-looking for another way But nobody knows what I'm looking for Nobody knows what I'm looking for Maybe we can find it on channel 4 So turn it up loud [Verse 2] Turkey time, turkey time Come meet my family you'll be just fine Yes you will, yes you will Yes you will, yes you god damn will You and me you and me Climbing out the window up the family tree Just to look Just to look Just to f**ing look [Chorus] [Verse 3] So, 23 with nothing but me How am I supposed to get to sleep without you Without you Without f**ing you [Verse 4] I went to church and stuff Church and stuff I didn't think God would call my bluff but he did Yes he did Yes he god damn did [Chorus]