(feat. Richard Ducent, Nucci, Wiz Dinero) [Nucci] Shaggy, Cartel remix Nucci Rayo Now picture this I'm bucknaked on the bathroom floor Hittin' Aaliyah raw, Henney-ed up, Mya seen it all Same reason Kim and Foxy ain't speakin' no more And why Britney and Christina didn't speak at the awards Keys in the door, I heard a noise I didn't get up Next thing you know Destiny's Child split up But yo I'm Cris-ed up, got Monica in Miami Soon as Kobe get married I'll be back with Brandy [Shaggy] How you fe hav yuh woman nex' a yuh villa? Trepa** and a witness up inna 'you pilla Yuh betta watch your back before she turn into a k**a Interview the situation or she call the gleaner To be a true playa you fe know how fe play If she say a nite, convince her seh a day Never admit to a word wat she say And if she claim a yuh, tell her, baby no way [1] - [Nucci (Shaggy)] Yo but she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me banging on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) I even had her in the Range Rover (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my should (It wasn't me) And here's the words that I told her (It wasn't me) She heard the screams gettin' louder (It wasn't me) She stayed until it was over [2] - [Richard "Rikrok" Ducent] Honey came in and she caught me redhanded Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both buck naked Banging on the bathroom floor [Shaggy] Mek she know seh, dat she neva hav' no right fe vex A never yuh seh see, a mek the gigalo flex A somebody else whey favor yuh in de complex See is believing so yuh betta change yuh specs Yuh know she a go bring a whole heap a tings up from de past All the likkle evident you betta know fe mask Quick pon yo' answer, know how fe talk But if she back a run, yuh know yuh betta run fast [Repeat 1] [Wiz Dinero] Uh-huh that's my story and I'm stickin' to it What you seen and heard, I ain't admitting to it It wasnt' me, you wanna call me liar, flattin' my tires Seein' how you play goin' through my two way You wanna tear my Polos I can't stand it when you rig up them four doors From Miami, me and Shaggy in the Caddi Plus mami with the fatti Told me, meet her backstage Talkin' bout she need it badly I never met her, never seen her What you talkin' bout? Bathroom tryna catch us when I'm walkin' out Dressing room on the floor, on the table too I'm telling you it wasn't me, it was Don Pooh [Repeat 2] I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me [Repeat 2] I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me