Shaggy 2 Dope - Toxic Love lyrics

This is a tale of misplaced love A tale of a man searching for that misplaced love in all the Wrong places and how he gets his heart ripped out of his chest and Stuck in his face so he can watch it slowly stop beating let's Listen on and hear how my gumpy friend violent jay goes about Getting his feelings crushed once again After 3 years in a mental asylum I'm finally out and I'm fine now no doubt Rolling home I see a b**h on a payphone She was fat and round and had it going on She had a name tag on Roxy Carol Stepped up to her like hello We was kicking it I said I got this dick sup on lickin it She said I'm down for the tactics Then my dick stood up like a Tucson cactus I threw her in the back of my jaloppe She was wet and sloppy But nothing could stop me I was like jesus Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza I paid it no mind I stuck my dick in raw and comenced to grind Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely Toxic love Did she burn you? Yes Did it hurt you? Yes Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely Toxic love Did she burn you? Yes Did it hurt you? Yes The whole car smelled like pickles I stuck my toe in her a** And tweaked her titty nipples We f**ed for about an hour I dropped her off where I found her and went for the shower I got home and I kicked back Thought about the shower haha f** that When I woke up the very next morning I was awake but my dick was snoring It was whistling and shooting out smoke The head was spinning like a dayton hundred spoke I started shaking and sweating I had a fever My dick was swelled up like a faygo 2 liter It was greenish with purple bungions And dripping blue skeet and flaking like onions She gave me skiffilufigus no doubt I'ma find that b**h and knock her the f** out Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely Toxic love Did she burn you? Yes Did it hurt you? Yes Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely I'm on a mission I search and roam Cuz my dick hole is spurting up pink foam And I'm dragging my balls behind me They're as big as a mailbox bumpy and slimy Thank god I ain't dead yet My dick is crispy but my drawers are wet somehow There she is on the same payphone Near Zug Island in the industrial waste zone Wait a minute y'all hold up Is that the same b**h I was with she looks toe-up Holy f** nothings in place that ain't a girl at all It's a barrel of toxic waste! Oh lord what have I done? Roxy Carol is a toxic waste barrel Me and my green dick headed back to the looney bin I'm here to turn myself back in Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely i'm so lonely Toxic love Did she burn you? Yes Did it hurt you? Yes Toxic love I'm so lonely, lonely lonely lonely Toxic love Did she burn you? Yes Did it hurt you? Yes I still like you When I inject my penis inside of you My balls light up like light bulbs You're green...You're green and you're so warm