[Intro - Violent J] We got a theory You see, Mike, we got a theory About magic, and miracles [Shaggy 2 Dope] That's right, that's right [Verse One] [VJ] If magic is all we've ever known Then it's easy to miss what really goes on But I've seen miracles in every way [S2D] And I see miracles every day Oceans spanning beyond my sight [VJ] And a million stars way above 'em at night We don't have to be high to look in the sky And know that's a miracle opened wide [S2D] Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas [VJ] And everything chilling underwater, please! Hot lava, snow, rain and fog [S2D] Long neck giraffes, pet cats and dogs [VJ] And I've seen eighty-five thousand people All in one room, together as equal [S2D] Pure magic is the birth of my kids I've seen sh** that'll shock your eyelids [VJ] The sun and the moon, and even Mars [S2D] The Milky Way and f**ing shooting stars [VJ] UFOs, [S2D] a river flows [VJ] Plant a little seed and nature grows [S2D] Niagara Falls and the pyramids [VJ] Everything you believed in as kids [S2D] f**ing rainbows, after it rains There's enough miracles here to blow your brains [VJ] I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay It tried to eat my cell phone, [S2D] he ran away [VJ] And music is magic, pure and clean You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen [Hook] (Are you a believer in miracles?) [VJ] Music is all magic You can't even hold it (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) It's just there in the air (Are you a believer in miracles?) [S2D] Pure motherf**in' magic [VJ] Right? [S2D] This sh**'ll blow your motherf**in' mind (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) [Verse Two] [VJ] Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling And it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling [S2D] I see miracles all around me Stop and look around, it's all astounding [VJ] Water, fire, air and dirt [S2D] f**ing magnets, how do they work? And I don't wanna talk to a scientist Y'all motherf**ers lying, and getting me pissed [VJ] Solar eclipse, and vicious weather [S2D] Fifteen thousand Juggalos together [VJ] And I love my mom, for giving me this Time on this planet, taking nothing for granted I seen a caterpillar turn into a bu*terfly [S2D] Miracles ain't nothing to lie [VJ] Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy And my little boy looks just like daddy [S2D] Miracles each and everywhere you look And nobody has to stay where they put This world is yours, for you to explore [VJ] It's nothing but miracles beyond your door The Dark Carnival is your invitation [S2D] To witness that without explanation [VJ] Take a look at this fine creation [S2D] And enjoy it better with appreciation [VJ] Crows, ghosts, [S2D] the midnight coast [VJ] The wonders of the world, [S2D] mysteries the most [VJ] Just open your mind, and it ain't no way [S2D] To ignore the miracles of every day [VJ] And that's real [Hook] (Are you a believer in miracles?) [VJ] Magic everywhere in this b**h (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) [S2D] It's all around you, you don't even know it (Are you a believer in miracles?) sh**'s crazy (Do you notice and recognize miracles?) (So many miracles, the magic miracles) [Outro] Are you a believer in miracles? Do you have time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles [Skit] Well, we're here! We came all the way to Ash, Nevada! Come on! Where's the show and where's our money? I came all the way from England! Where's me bloody 'undred thousand pounds? What I wanna know is where in hell is my goddamn hundred thousand dollars? And where can I get some beer in this motherf**er? I thought this was a carnival. Where's all the s**y kids at? Don't tell me I brought all this candy for nothing! I didn't come all this way to stand around here with all these goddamn tadpoles! Let's get a move on! Start this sh** so we can get paid! We came a long way to see this sh**! It'd better be worth it, or Imma k** somebody! f** that!