Shaggy 2 Dope - If I Was a King lyrics

If I was a king all b**hs would blow me Big bag piles of j**els for my homies We would go to war and take everybodys land No clothes allowed on female citizens Titties and nedens exposed for the public I run around gropin these hoes and the love it Give these little kids a little somthin to drink You free all hookers and pimps out the clink New days mutha f**a i rewrite the laws Everybody gotta get a SV tag Cuz We run this b**h parades on daily Every criminal out there gotta pay me f** that five hoes lickin my a** We sit around bonfires burnin our cash Dance for me hoe and feed me grapes before i throw that a** to the snakes If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control If i was a king there wouldent be no generals I call the shots pimp cups with emeralds I piss in my own halls clean that sh** up I sleep for weeks in a time wouldent get up I wouldent do sh** but accumulate paper Lookin at the penthouse of a skyscrapper Its all mine all blew out the window I let it blow everywhere rain on the people Fine hoes no autographs only bubble baths Nedens get blown out and thrown in the trash The balls in my nut bag will be to big a** diamonds You see them through my underwear shinin Step back when the king is comin down the street With the murderist fleet rumbleing your feet Im riding on a dinosaur if i was a king with the hair on my hoes they s** my dick and everything If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control If i was king id shoot arrows in my city If they hit sombody then there luck was sh**ty When you meet this king do more then bow Do three summersaults and a flip some how Id send ninja a**asins to k** other kings And run around there lands settin fire to things Bendtime power this king wouldent care And i would sample every mother f**in neden out there If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control If i was a king You mother f**ers wouldent have to worry about a damn thing I got this b**h sh**s under control I got this b**h sh**s under control