Shael Riley - Rock The House lyrics

Woober the penguin lives on an arctic beach, in a split-level duplex He rents the place the place downstairs to a real cartoon named Dippy the Duck But every night he sleeps and dreams about Someone else who freaks and screams aloud When he wakes the house is shaking So he runs downstairs, and he screams I know that you're trying to Rock my house But this is my house And I'm not gonna let you rock it They say "Hey, Woober. Why don't you come downstairs We were having a party Jungle Master Sazuke was just about to play DDR." But all that he can hear is laughing while Everybody claps and cheers he goes: "I know why they all are laughing; they're all laughing at me And I'll scream:" (chorus) Hey, Woober, nobody likes you. No one wants to be your friend I don't know nothing about a party at my house Woober the penguin lives in an arctic beach at a birthday party He sees a girl from highschool but he knows he means nothing to her But Samurai Ouchie speaks like Sigmund Freud: "Hey, son, have a cold one, you're paranoid." Woober melts, his heart expanding. So he starts to sing And it goes (chorus.) So the party is rocking as steve opens his gifts And a stressed-out Pelican unclenches his fists And they're having a ball. Cooler heads prevailed But it's all for naught, because Nero the whale He falls on everybody's head Nero the whale And now everybody's dead Nero the Whale