Every single night I drink alone And if I couldn't I would just die I'm always waiting by the telephone For a girl I met online And I know the competition is stiff But I want to be the one who gets to Hit that sh**, yeah I'm such a sensative emo boy Every night. That's why I cry Love me Koala You gotta Shove me, Koala You wanna You know you oughta Let's make a daughter Flick me Koala You gotta Trick me, Koala You know you oughta Let's make it Do, do, do me all night I love her for her personality Even though I only know her from her Naked pictures An instant messaging reality Where I can be on more than your buddy list My little brother's building her a shrine She's telling all my friends that I'm a Foul-mouthed redneck She hurt my feelings and they locked my thread But at least a girl is talking to me So I let it go Joe Cam Koala You gotta Goddamn Koala I'm wise to your tricks You'll get me banned from VG Mix Bust in Koala You gotta Mussed in Koala My name is Roger Let's make it Do, do, do me all night I'll go outside today I'm gonna get offline today Think I can try today Or not Love me Koala You gotta Shove me Koala You oughta You know you oughta Let's make it last b**h Do, do, do me all night