Shael Riley - King Of Bullsh** Hill lyrics

To my colleagues and friends On this joyous occasion Let us all raise our hands And pay tribute to treason I've prepared to read some Jive that I've devised Comprised of Lies that will make you ill And that's how I became The King of Bullsh** Hill Someone told me Rather boldly That I wasn't working very hard I'm the mac dad Such a fat cat I can make my breakfast out of lard And I bought the company Now you work for me Just sit tight for a while I'll rank if you file As you can see Compared to me, these fake emcees No, nobody gets more ill And that's how I became The King of Bullsh** I'll buy your heart I'll sell your head I'll own you 'til you're goddamn good and dead You're in my place I'm on your case Now who's my little cardboard smiling face? This will work out for me That's my company policy I act like a phoenix I'm big like Square-Enix The tabloids say I peaked in 1995 But making big money still And that's how I became The King of Bullsh** To the head of the cla** To the head of the nation You can all kiss my hands You can chair my foundation For fiscal masturbation Prize if I have to vie, ever lied Just wait 'til you get my bill And that's how I became And someday you'll become And everybody loves The King of Bullsh** Hill I'll buy your heart I'll sell your head (No money down, no money down) No money down your heart No money your head (Half off, two to one) Half off your heart Two-for-one your heads Big savings your heart Super sale your head No interest your heart No interest your head I'll buy your heart I'll sell your head, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah No money down your heart No money down your head I'll buy your heart I'll sell your head, yeah