[Intro] "I pinch you like this.. oh you little f**" If anyone wants to buy Van Gogh's fine art, come to the back Shh! The song is starting! [Verse 1] This b**h in the midst of a reflex And a generation of botox songs where we can rap about dick being used as floss Twist these lyrics up like tongue twists when your mouth can never persist I can't see how you can rap on this mic, too quick to start a fight Hit a lick and you instantly wanna turn into a dyke Young male, Van Dyke, wanna get some head tonight In between the scissors, kick, fell for the young man's shtick Crack open a Corolla with an ice pick Beer pong, sugar coated Vicodin Huffing puffing nitrogen while I'm sitting over here chewing on Flintstones vitamins Swallow a gallon of amphetamines and slap my dick across the keyboard faster than Juicy J sips Promethazine f**, man. I wanna get some slob on my knob tonight [Hook] f**ing with these a**holes Tall body, long face Bangs slapping across the face with a f**ing Hollister tee Singing songs they can't pronounce Versace Versace Versace How f**ing unique I stick my dick in a lamp shell, then eat with a guy whose ma** appeal is as interesting as a dry wall Jaws drop, smiles curvy, these ladies and all with a guy whose vocabulary is swaggy Cargo shorts down to the knee like he's Scraggy Probably f** a grown lady like Noriko Kashiwagi Middle fingers up f** you Zero luck, star struck of how these hoes star for a young schmuck, dabbling duck We middle fingers up f** you Zero luck, star struck of how these hoes star for a young schmuck, dabble in these d** 'till I feel happy like a daffodil [Bridge] It's not easy to understand, alright You gotta accept that most of these girls look four years older than they should, because they drench their faces in a bucket of makeup To s** some lame's dick And then it cums in their throat and then they throw up, alright, I'm sorry I've seen it a million times and this is the way the cookie crumbles Daffodil, daffodil I'm happy like a daffodil (Hook)