Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet - Big Baby lyrics

(spoken by Charles Burns, who's playing several different characters) Tony: Hey, Mister, no, up here ... what'cha digging for? Worker: Ah, it's a secret, kid. But, I guess I can tell you. We're diggin' for buried treasure. Tony: Wow, really? How'd it get in Mr. Pinkster's back yard? Worker: Eh, it was put there by monsters. Yeah, this is monster treasure. Tony: Cool, hey! My dad's got a shovel, can I help too? Worker: Eh, sorry kid, I don't think so. Mr. Pinkster: Okay, Tony, leave these men alone. They have work to do. Tony: But ... but I wanna help find monster treasure. Can I, Mr. Pinkster, can I please? Mr. Pinkster: Don't gimme any of your backtalk young man, just climb down from there and let those men get back to work. Tony: Your name isn't Mr. Pinkster, it's Mr. Stinkster. narrator: Later, at Tony's house ... Mom: I don't wanna hear another word out of you, just close your mouth and go to sleep. Tony: Okay, g'night, mom. narrator: Thirty seconds later ... Tony: Wow, I wonder what kind of treasure monsters would bury. I wish I could ... hey, I just saw something moving down there. Geez, it looks like one of those monsters. Mom, Dad, come quick, it's a monster! Mom: Alright, Tony, what is it this time? Tony: Ah, there are monsters in Mr. Pinkster's back yard, I'm not kidding. Mom: There's nothing down there but a hole. Dad: I think you've been watching a few too many spook shows for your own good. Tony: But it really was there Dad, really. Dad: Uh, do you want me to plug in your nightlight? Tony: Ah, Dad, that's baby stuff! narrator: One hour later ... Tony: There it is again. But, but it's carrying something. Looks like a man ... oh, no, now it's crawling back in the hole. Oh, no, Mom! Mom: I'm losing my patience with you, young man, if you don't ... Tony: Mom, could you plug in my nightlight? I promise I'll be good and go to sleep.