Shack - Emergency lyrics

If the television licence man comes at a quarter to three And fictionalized characters are becoming a reality And the Channel 4 woman tries to spring a survey on me What do think of Diverse Reports? What do you think of ITV? And you can stand back one to ten And see, you, and it's getting to me And if you walk five miles just to see Emergency Only and it's getting to me If the TV detector van comes at a quarter to four And you try to explain you were just on your way out the door And the church hall woman tries to spring a survey on me What do you think of MORI-polls? What do you think of Billy Cosby? And you can stand back one to ten And see, and you should know better, and it's getting to me And if you walk five miles just to see Emergency Only, and it's getting to me Think of yourself with an old age pension Scares the hell out of me not to mention Genocide, homicide, five-a-side, suicide Matricide, pesticide, law-abide, woe-betide