Philip King got the answer And it helped him one night Left his mates on the sofa He said they'd be alright He never showed up all night Mr Appointment is right Took the cab to the station His own wheels too bright Didn't think that the answer Could end up in a fight Nobody saw him all night Mr Appointment, too right Ain't that a shame Mr Appointment He's always running Mr Appointment Philip King, Philip King Philip King got the answer And it helped him one night Left his mates on the sofa He thought they'd be alright He never showed up all night Mr Appointment is right Ain't that a shame Mr Appointment He's always running Mr Appointment You'll never find him Hero or villain And you'll never catch him Mr Appointment Philip King One, and two, and three, and four D'you read the news today oh boy Let me say…