Seymour Butts - The Square Dance lyrics

[Verse 1] Now, an ace of diamonds, jack of spades Meet your partner and promenade Take your la**ie down the court Give that s*ut-bag genital warts Now shove her face into the gra** And kick your partner's f**ing a** And if she's thirsty, wanting more Tie and rape that little who*e Now lick your partner's dirty feet Lick, drub, slurp to the sound of the beat Take your tongue on up her legs Fill her a**hole with some eggs Then get some Reddi-whip whipped cream Shove it in her c*nt, yes, through the seams Eat it out like a goat cheese cake Dry-hump her with seven rakes Then take that rake right down her back Find you a broomstick, give her a thwack Fire your gun, deflate her tit Then shove a dagger in her clit Now make her slobber, make her pout Clench her hair and tear it out Give her too much for her to manage Tell her to make you a nice sandwich [Verse 2] All join round and mingle fine Shake hands now, it's interphase time Now do-si-do, quick, get into a pose Now punch him in his f**ing nose Now put on your high-heels and stomp his chest For trying to put hands on your two breasts You can't let that mutt bring you down Throw him in a lake, listen to him drown But just before he dies, girl, take him out Make sure he's suffered, beyond a shadow of a doubt Tease him with your feet, way down south And don't douche your vag and stick it in his mouth And make him taste the mold and gunk Slap him in the face and kick him in the junk Chomp his fingers like a goat cheese tart Make him smell your sickest farts Now throw him on the bed and stand atop Do a little jiggle and then go plop Rub it 'round till he don't have air Worse than a twelfth-grade party dare Now throw him in a corner, be Rikishi Stink-face him and with a squeegee Wipe the blood and sweat and tears Make him smell your queefs for a million years