Seymour Butts - Seymour Butts lyrics

[Verse 1] Dallas, up in Heaven or down in Hell How could you leave me? Things could never be as swell Man, I'm still disbelieving That you could ever not be here I relied on you a lot And for all the times I leaned on your shoulders That was more support you got from me And Dallas, man, I'm glad you've been set free From your demons, but goddammit, this would have to be The worst thing to ever happen to me, God It's such a tragedy This loss has made me wanna go on a k**ing spree But I know that a sloppy revenge like that to get me arrested Is nothing close to what you'd have wanted I'm interested in hearing all about afterlife next time I see you Agnosticism and nihilism have circled my mind, and at B.U., A fight broke loose because Ryan G***ham was up there Shaming your honor But I'll never let him disrespect you Rest a**ured, he's a f**ing goner God, I miss you, man [Chorus] Dallas, how can I move on from this? I miss you, Dallas [Verse 2] Sorry, bro, you heard the chorus I know it's nothing special But I can't find anything better to but there Your d**h has left me bedeviled And the other day I even went as far as lashing out on Kayla I'd been looking at old pictures and had to much of tequila But thankfully I calmed down just before things went too far And thankfully Kayla forgave me, because she knows I'm scarred But I can't use that damned excuse, cause it keeps popping out of my mouth I regret my tantrum, but lately I've just been full of doubt sh**, that reminds me, Kayla and I got together after you died But if I said that in your lifetime, you probably would've thought it was a lie I was such a goddamn p**y and I'm sorry you didn't live to see us We went down to your grave one day together and sh** got nuts We both cried, looking at what a shabby engraving you got I screamed right there in the cemetery, "I hope those f**ing piggies rot!" And since you've died, Allen's been quite the ba*tard He missed half your damn funeral, and when he came, he was plastered And whatever, we're saying that for now, P%terp*to$u$ is dead It ended when my best friend got shot in his head Cause I can't even picture a God up above in the sky no more Dammit all to hell, I don't want people to die no more God, I miss you, man [Chorus] [Verse 3] Christ almighty, remember when Sam thought you wrote that love note? Well, Jason and I sleuthed out the real culprit, and oh smokes It was that sh**head Khalil, all along it was that jacka** You can bet your a** that when he confessed, there was backlash And I think pretty soon, that Fay will die, and I'll relapse the second that happens I'll go back to snapping, quit rapping, God, when'll all this crap end? I remember one day, Oliver slumped right next to your gravestone I'm sure that if he had prehensile hands, he'd f**ing wave, holmes I remember the time on the school bus, you stuck up for Ca**idy And I happily rubbed in Kaitlyn's face, "Hey, he's not ba*tard, see?" You were just a bad-a**, Dallas, I say that now And, buddy, there are things that right here, I must avow I thought you were an a**hole before I met you, but dammit, you proved me wrong And truth be told, dear Dallas, we didn't know each other too long It was what, nine years? Damn, Fay's had her Parkinson's longer than that In between that time, I've managed to hold onto one f**ing old-a** cat And Allen gave an apology, it was just his way of coping And we forgave him for you, but honestly, I was just hoping That your funeral would be perfect But that's not how you'd have wanted it You would've loved some hell-raising, and goddammit, you got it, b**h Kayla and I are getting married soon, and has time has pa**ed One thing's never changed for her, Dallas, she still says "s** my a**" Ain't that hilarious? It was then and it's always been Fay's heaving her last breaths, Dallas, God, I can't do this again