Seymour Butts - See More Butts lyrics

[Verse 1] My name's Seymour bu*ts, I wanna see more bu*ts Who has more s**-related outbursts than a lemur does A guy who can pop a bo*er from the goo that's in a papaya Who's lately got his sights on a piece of a** named Mariah The way her booty's lumping in those jeans has me turned on And when I see it shaking, it's like everything I've learned's gone My mouth starts watering and drool drips down my neck I zone out and I come back in when I hear, "What the heck?" I look down and I find I've got my hand down her pants And the promptness of the moment is hotter than fire ants She asks, "What the f** are you doing? Are you retarded? I hope you're still turned on after knowing I farted" She starts bugging out when I hurriedly sniff my hand To see if I can still smell what's left over from her can She says, "You're f**ing nasty, get away from me, you freak" But I was already erect when I found out that my fingers reeked I stuck my pinkie up my nose hoping to smell more bu*thole juice "Can I stick it down there again?" and she said, "What? No, ew!" Later, I was sitting at the bar feeling frustrated None of those a**es could dance the way she gyrated But finally, I noticed her, and I screamed, "Hallelujah!" And immediately my pupils were on that tooter I ran onto the dance-floor and said, "Can we start over again? I got a little crazy there, but I wanna be your friend" She said that it's okay and I was forgiven But I guess that at that point it wasn't a good time to give in I pulled open her pants again and knuckled at her a**-crack She turned around and slapped me and that slimy b**h had her sa** back It smelt so f**ing good I stuck my meathook down my mouth I wanted to swallow it whole and I wouldn't take it out I said, "I'm sorry, honey", then I kicked her in the c*nt As hard as I f**ing could like I was doing a punt I picked her sweet a** up and put her on my shoulder That's when I realized that fat s*ut was heavier than a boulder When I finally lugged her out back, I muscled out, "How fat are you?" She said embarra**ingly, "Hey, I'm only one hundred and eighty two "But you looked so skinny, you humongous who*e" "My body's one-hundred and eighteen; my a** makes up for that sixty-four" My eyes dilated like I was fearing a robber I was so f**ing turned on my jaw began to slobber [Chorus (2x)] Mariah, sweet baby, you've got a nice a** How would you like to perform acrobats all over my nads? [Verse 2] I had a bigger erection than I'd ever had before I couldn't stop eyeballing those denims that she wore I brought her to the ground and I pulled those jeans down I wanted to bury my nose so far in her crack that it'd be brown But then she kicked me in the face and said, "I'm a master of kung-fu MMA, Krav Maga, karate, and jiu-jitsu" She said, "Hey, if you like my a** so much, then take it" And she plopped it on my face so damn hard, it was like an earthquake hit That sure as hell broke my nose if it hadn't broken from the kick She said from atop me, "Lick, you ba*tard, lick! Tongue my f**ing sh**ter 'til I can't fart no more And maybe after I'll think about getting off you, you who*e" I was so excited that I found myself unable to breathe Or maybe that was just the smother, but no, I wouldn't concede The only job done is a job done right And Mariah, baby, you're getting your a** eaten tonight "I stopped at Taco Bell before I danced here," Mariah said happily And she farted so wetly that I thought she had crapped on me The fumes entered my nostrils and my bo*er sprung up I got so f**ing excited that I stuck my tongue up I licked up the inner crevices of her a**hole She was the queen at her throne, like it was a f**ing castle She practically neutered me right there by stomping on my nuts And it was almost as awesome as her fat, squishy bu*t My nose was breaking and bleeding and her a** was exceeding Expectations, such exultation, and finally I was pleading For her to leak some more toxic gas out of that hiney She squeezed out a peeper and I said, "Come on, b**h, that was tiny! If you wanna f**ing torture me, at least make it smell Crush my cubes with a dumbbell, and put me through hell" "Well, there's not much in this alley, so I'm taking you to my crib So get up you f**ing f*ggot," and she kicked me in the rib Holy Christ, it was broken, but the pain was divine She burped in my mouth and she told me, "Your a** is mine And come to think of it, if you want torture, my toilet's clogged at home" I was so f**ing hyped that there was practically foam [Chorus] [Verse 3] "I came in a taxi, so you're going to have to give me a ride" I told her I'd get my car, but she just looked at me and sighed And she kicked my goddamn ball-sack so hard that I fell "Look, you little ba*tard, you said you wanted hell So I'm riding your f*ggot-a** like you're a f**ing horsey" So I carried around the body of that big-bu*ted divorcee By the time we got to her home, I could hardly even stand She told me I was a p**y, so I huffed and I manned Up a little bit and I walked over to her bed "I hope you like suffocation" and she grabbed my f**ing head And she propped me up against it and her a** swallowed my face whole She choked me for like five minutes until I asked her to decontrol My face was nearly purple and my erection was bulging She thought it was torture but I considered it indulging Just when I thought I'd die the hottest of f**ing d**hs Finally I could swallow a less stinky breath "I want to see a fart squeeze out of your bum! And beat on my f**ing nut-sack until it is f**ing numb! I wanna see your sh**hole up close, and smell its f**ing sweat 'Cause you've got the most luscious a** that I have ever met In my whole entire life, all I've wanted was a bo*er-bumping Smelly, sweaty, disgusting, despicable rump, sing To the heavens above because I've finally got it! But you've got to be stinkier, because I'm thinking maybe you're not it I want the fumes to engulf me, the toot to air into my nostrils I want your gas to smell so f**ing bad that it's f**ing awful Destroy my f**ing face because damn, that a** is colossal You need to be much grosser and damn, so much more hostile"