Seymour Butts - Unbeatable lyrics

[Chorus] My rhymes are untouchable So far that they're unreadable These flows are so great They're unbelievable I'm inconceivably, unbelievably, unbeatable [Verse 1] I'm in the backseat of my van With a girl loving me tenderer than Elvis She's only using me to get her boyfriend jealous But I don't love her either I just want to shove it so far up her c*nt That it'll break her pelvis Just the veins on my penis are orgasmic She's f**ing helpless, she knows I'm plasmic She knows I've got the pizzazz and the razzmatazz And that I'll spin harder than Taz Looking in her eyes, she's the devil And she knows she's not on my level She knows that I'm hotter than Tatooine's two suns She sees my guns, and she knows I'll f** her in her buns all the way to Frunze She knows I'll cum in her gums, in her lungs In her bum, in her eardrums, in her tongue 'Til she's f**ing mum and numbed From the anti-sensationalist they call Seymour I'll f** her so hard that she'll see Lenore Quoth the raven, "Nevermore" Sorry, baby, but when I knocked you off your high horse It k**ed it, if you don't bury it, I'll grill it Tonight's going to be more dung and phony than a Beatles-Outsiders crossover Because we have to dig a pony, boy, that pun was good No way did you think I would But I did, and I'm the greatest, but it's heinous how the hate is Aimed directly at me, sometimes I act a little weightless because I'm famous But y'all act like I'm a f**ing Satan, sadist, rapist racist My similarity to Eminem gets some people pissed But I think that you can mark Twain off the list of things I is Because I am a better writer than him and all of them combined You think of me as Jekyll, but in reality, I'm Hyde But you'll never find me, I'm in Danny Masterson's twine You're bu*ter, I'm margarine, ooh, and I'm larger than you My name's the buzz, so this might sting Time for you to throw in the Towelie and say "oh, hamburgers" cause I am the Burger King [Chorus] Baba O'Reilly won't compare to the wasteland I'll put your teens in I won't get fooled again, but behind blue eyes you'll see my generation Won't flow hard enough to frizzle, so let's get on the magic bus then Betcha I'm dope enough to take Ash Ketchum, Mundungus Fletcher Little Red Riding Hood, Holden Caulfield, Sir Henry Wood Jessica Simpson, Homer, Gomer Pyle, and Wile E. Coyote And send 'em all to Cambodia b**h, I'm so titanic that I'll sink the Mona Lisa sh**, wrong Leonardo At least I didn't say a blue ninja turtle I've gotta jump these new freaking hurdles