[Verse 1] The Kid with the Green Backpack Told the kid with the Velcro shoes he likes someone in cla** And he told the girl with the African medallion Built like a stallion she had a nice a** The girl with the African medallion Went and started pouting and ran out of cla** real fast The kid with the Velcro shoes Never knew who he told that to, was abused by her dad The kid with the Velcro shoes Wasn't cool in the eyes of the school cause his family was broke And when he talk to girls he don't mean to sound rude He just always listen to the words of Tone Loc He was tryna do the wild thing urgent But everybody heard he was a virgin And that got past to every person They act like kids so the rumors will hurt em See everybody knows 'round the globe cause they all gon' talk They all gon' talk And everything she say he gon' say cause they all gon' talk, they all gon' talk And you know if he knows and she knows That everybody's gonna go talk, they gon' talk, they gon' talk [Verse 2] The Kid with the Green Backpack Told the kid with the Star Wars shirt about all of his plans He wanna be a big rapper but before that First he wanna ask her to the dance The Kid with the Star Wars shirt Has a deal with a jerk that likes to solve things with his hands 'Til the jerk met a bigger jerk that will put him in a hearse After he finds out what he tucks in his pants The Kid with the Letter Jacket Asked the kid with the Leather Jacket about the girl in the Mini The kid with the leather jacket Told the kid in the letter jacket that she give it up a plenty And that kid heard that sh** from another kid Who said she gave head like a hippie Little did many ever know that the girl in the Mini Kept it slow, wouldn't give it up to any [Hook] [Verse 3] The Kid with the Pink Fanny pack be trippin' Now everybody wonder why he so different Some say some heard in some way that sons gay and he don't like women So every guy stays away from him in gym Don't change around him when we go swimmin' The Kid with the Blisters told me he has five sisters And he don't really even know the difference The kid with the Bomber Jacket and the pager Infatuated with the makin' of the paper Defined by the sag in his pants and the rings on his hands Labeled as bad news by his neighbors But one day he wanna be famous Deals with the stereotypes of a gangster He doesn't have a brush to alter how he's painted They act like kids and that never ever changes [Hook]