Seth Sentry - Twitter Topics 2 lyrics

You wanna see a dead body Drake wore a dead muppet to a party All swag hands in his pockets looking all sad But somewhere out there's a naked Wookie who is more sad I grew up as a vegan I got ridiculed In middle school lunchbox tofu & vegetables If you're a vegan that's cool man, good for you But don't try to preach while you're still wearing leather shoes I wear so many hats that I don't have hair This is cat's hair that's just attached to my hat there I heard they might be trying to hideaway Rubiks And I'd be quite ashamed too with that Michael Bay movie I taught myself the alphabet from eating canned soup And during dinner time I would practice Z-Y-X-W-V-U-T-S-R-Q-P-O-N-M-L-K-J-I-H-G-F-E-D-C-B-A Damn I got it backwards I was on a farm got hungry cause I'd been smoking Ate a spoonful of this, cause I thought it was Greek yogurt I spat it out I honestly wasn't a huge fan I was like f** you man & walked out of the dude ranch I'm board of hoverboards between you & I So rapping about Delorean doors are just suicide And if you figured out that line well sh**, thanks a lot You follow the plot & you get more props than Carrot Top sh** I'm sorry Mr Scott D if this seems a little co*ky But if you order this then honestly why the f** are you drinking coffee I cheat at scrabble for that triple letter word score And try to sneak in made up words like surfbort People say i'm just a lonely rapper Friday nights alone they call my phone but no one answers It's cause my phone is broken plastic Since I saw a photograph of Tony Abbott on my phone & smashed it No wonder I'm going batsh** In the mansion trying to catch feral cats with mouse traps Food on my face can't remember where my mouths at Eating skittles & Anzac biscuits out of Pharelles hat I'm just spitting free's mostly In between the weed coffee & the chicken cheese toasties I'm sick emcee homie gimme a minute & Pilot Ball Pen & I could crush em like 60 seconds till titanfall