Ladies and gentlemen, chicka check This is my little Twitter topics for Spicks and Specks Now mum, in case you don't know what Twitter meant Twitter is a place for talking bullsh** on the "internet" Anatomically correct gingerbread You probably don't give these out for Christmas gifts Unless you want to scar the kids, keep it simple No one really likes it when their nibbles come with nipples Are puppets evil? Are the muppets people? Tony Abbott seems to be the best one to speak to Man, I can't even cook water in my home So the best recipe is just to order it by phone Look, I was watching Doctor Who once by myself When I saw a huntsman spider crawling round behind my couch But I didn't even start crying or freaking out I just calmly walked outside and set fire to my entire house Mariah Carey's vocal range is so insane Five optums, plus I heard the she's got perfect key But, when I was in my early teens, instead of hearing her perfect C's I was staring at her perfect D's The Olsen twins were wholesome then And I was listening to Magic Dirt and I had longer hair Look, the best advice I was ever given Is don't freestyle on TV cos it might ruin your whole career