Seth Sentry - Noob Saibot lyrics

[Verse] It's got me feeling like the best c*nt ever, I have never been more ill Now I needa find a doctor who can bulk bill I want the whole place buzzin like a sawmill Sorta took a break there and struggled through an ordeal Maybe I just made a mountain out a mole hill Either way I'm back I feel untouchable: forcefield Half time bench warmer, half benchmark I'm a half crocodile wolf half bear shark I wasn't lazy, I was giving them a head start Maybe spent a minute trying to figure who my friends are Get off the hard d** man, you look messed up Methed up, winter is coming ask Ned Stark A f**ing penny for my thoughts and a dollar for my swear jar Put the coffee on I haven't slept much A bunch of rappers asked if I'm feeling their bars? I tried to start with a compliment "yeah nah" I'm on my all bout me time I'd k** someone for a Nobel peace prize I am worried that the first time was dumb luck Head spinning like a couple of nun chucks I took a month off which turned into a year and the year just tripled I disappear when the suns up, sleep Drunkard no money to get drunk with My mood swings on a shoe string budget Bank Bills can just say hello to my spam filter Bachelor, I prefer Frank Miller to Mac Miller Rap spitter need to put me on the map feel like I should prolly lower my standards and let them tracks build up Start categorising me as a threat Got you sweating bullets I haven't fired the cannons yet I should let you know I'm a Samurai with this fountain pen You rappers more boring than planet mining in Ma** Effect Satanic f**ing your plan up A Devil without a Clause , I'm an anagram of Santa Look, I tried my hand at a job but couldn't do it right I follow commands about as well as Ed 209 So you have twenty seconds to comply, sign off Switch your mic off it's time to give up your night job Cause if its rhyming or multiplayer then my god I'm boss only time I'm Noob is when I'm Saibot Man is a miserable pile of secrets And if you know that quote then you're equally on that geek tip Excuse the non sequiturs I'm just connecting words This ain't a verse it's just a bunch of nerd sh** to wet your whistle That didn't rhyme it didn't have to But I ain't bashful I bash fools in a black Batsuit Gotham by gas light gat proof Your girl looks like the gargoyle my grappling hooks attached to And that's the sad truth gadzooks I'm astute You rap cute you putting on the act like it's your Dad's suit 99 percent of people that rap shouldn't These so called haters are telling you what your friends should've "Seth Sentry" that's my name, don't wear it out Turtle neck sweaters that sh**'s lame, don't wear it out Hipsters with ironic 80's videogame shirts piss me off like Motherf**er what you know about Bubble Bobble, b**h?!