Seth MacFarlane - You And I Are So Awfully Different lyrics

Both: ♪ You and I are so awfully diff'rent ♪ ♪ too awfully different, to ever be pals ♪ Stewie: Do you want to go first? Brian: Yeah, I'll go. ♪ Your favorite hero is the Marquis de Sade ♪ Stewie: Oh, you're one to talk. ♪ You get a stiffy ♪ ♪ from Phylicia Rashad ♪ Brian: Oh, one time *PING* Stewie: ♪ I've a style flair, just look at my hip hair ♪ Brian: Oh yeah, that's quite a nice 'do there Stewie: Oh thanks Brian: (as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog) For me to poop on! Stewie: What? Brian: (normal voice) Oh c'mon you look like Charlie Brown Stewie: Bite me, Snoopy Both: ♪ There's not - a whole lot - that we've got, to agree on ♪ Brian: ♪ 'Cause I love the strings of a cla**ical score. ♪ Stewie: ♪ And I like that singer who looks like a who*e. ♪ Brian: Ricky Martin? Stewie: Love him. Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪♪ You and I are ♪ Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪ Both: ♪ so awfully different ♪ Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪ Both: ♪ Too awfully different ♪ Locals: ♪ Dododo ♪ Both: ♪ to ever be pals ♪ Locals: ♪ Dododo dodo dodo dooyo dodo ♪ Brian: ♪ Your head's as ma**ive as a meteorite ♪ Stewie: Oh, very funny. ♪ You have a weenie like a Christmas tree light ♪ Brian: ♪ I bet money, you'll marry a honey ♪ ♪ Who's pretty and funny ♪ ♪ And her name will be Ted ♪ Stewie: Oh a gay joke!. Brian: I just work with what you give me. Both: ♪ You might think we're in sync ♪ ♪ But we stink, as a duo ♪ Brian: ♪ 'Cause you get a kick out of carnage and guts ♪ Stewie: ♪ And you get a kick out of stroking your... ♪ Brian: Whoa, whoa, whoa, you can't say that on TV Stewie: What? Ego? Brian: Never mind Both: ♪ We're too different to ever be pals ♪