Seth MacFarlane - TV Medley lyrics

Stewie: ♪Now the world don't move♪ ♪To the beat of just one drum.♪ ♪What might be right for you. ♪May not be right for some.♪ Brian: ♪A man is born,♪ ♪He's a man of means.♪ ♪Then along come two.♪ ♪They've got nothing but their jeans.♪ Stewie: But Brian, ♪They've got Different Strokes♪ ♪It takes Different Strokes♪ ♪It takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪ Brian: That's true, but you know, Stewie, ♪Everybody's got a special kind of story♪ Stewie: ♪Everybody finds a way to shine.♪ Brian: ♪But no matter that you got not a lot.♪ Stewie: So what? Brian: ♪They'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine.♪ Brian and Stewie: ♪And together we'll be fine.♪ Stewie: ♪'Cause it takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪ Brian: Yes it does. Stewie: ♪It takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪ {Applause} Stewie: Hey, hey, why the frown, Brian? Brian: Ah, I finished my drink. Stewie: Oh, no. Brian: Yeah it's empty, that always gets me depressed. Stewie: Oh come on, Brian, why don't you ♪Show me that smile again♪ Brian: Oh, I don't know. Stewie: ♪Don't waste another minute on your crying.♪ Brian: Mmm... Stewie: ♪We're nowhere near the end.♪ Brian: That s**s. Stewie: ♪The best is ready to begin.♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh! Brian: ♪As long as we got each other♪ Stewie: Right you are. Brian: ♪We got the world spinning right in our hands.♪ ♪Baby you and me♪ Stewie: We've got to be... Brian and Stewie: ♪The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'.♪ ♪As long as we keep on giving.♪ Stewie: We can take any crap that comes our way. Brian: ♪Baby rain or shine♪ Stewie: ♪All the time♪ Brian and Stewie: ♪We got each other♪ ♪Sharin' the laughter♪ ♪And love.♪ {Applause} Stewie: I say, Brian. Brian: Huh? Stewie: Who's that over there? Brian: Where? Stewie: There! Brian: Why Stewie, that's ♪The new boy in the neighborhood♪ ♪Lives downstairs and it's-♪ Stewie: I know it's understood. ♪He's there just to take good care of me♪ ♪Like he's one of the family.♪ Brian: ♪Charles in Charge of our days and our nights.♪ Stewie: Yes indeed it's ♪Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights.♪ Brian: I have a feeling the wrongs are gonna cause more trouble than the rights. Stewie: Look out, Sitcom Land - there's a new shipment of funny on its way! Brian and Stewie: ♪And I say I want Charles in Charge of me.♪ {Applause} Stewie: You know, I'm gonna take things down a notch here. Brian, do you remember when we did our first musical number from "Road to Rhode Island"? Brian: I sure do. God, we were so young then. Stewie: Yes, I mean not that we've aged all that much. I mean Jesus, I've been one year old for five years. And my point is this: ♪Here we are, face to face♪ ♪A couple of Silver Spoons♪ Brian: ♪We're hoping to find♪ ♪We're two of a kind♪ ♪Makin' it go, making it grow together♪ ♪We're gonna find our way.♪ Stewie: ♪You and I together♪ ♪Taking the time each day.♪ Brian: You know Stewie, that's time well spent. ♪To learn all about those things you just can't buy.♪ Brian and Stewie: ♪Two Silver Spoons together.♪ Brian: ♪Together, we're gonna find our way.♪ ♪Together, we're gonna find our way.♪ Brian and Stewie: ♪You and I together.♪ {Applause} Stewie: Oh, you know, this is fun. I say we do a few more of these. Brian: You say? Hey now, who's the boss around here? Stewie: Who's the Boss, indeed. Brian: Good segue. ♪There's a time for love and a time for living.♪ ♪So take a chance and face the wind.♪ Stewie: ♪An open road and a road that's hidden.♪ ♪A brand new life around the bend.♪ Brian: ♪There were times♪ Stewie: Oh yeah. Brian: ♪I've lost a dream or two.♪ ♪Found the trail♪ Stewie: Sing it, you f**. Brian: ♪And at the end was you.♪ ♪There's a path you take and a path not taken.♪ ♪The choice is up to you, my friend.♪ ♪The nights are long♪ Stewie: Ah, ♪but you might awaken to a brand new life.♪ Brian: ♪Brand new life.♪ Brian and Stewie: ♪Brand new life around the bend.♪