Seth MacFarlane - The Freakin FCC lyrics

Peter: ♪♪ They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this ♪♪ Brian: ♪♪ They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a piss ♪♪ Stewie: ♪♪ And they'll make you call fel**tio a trouser-friendly kiss ♪♪ Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ It's the plain situation! There's no negotiation! ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪ Brian: ♪♪ They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of special interest groups... ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops ♪♪ Stewie: ♪♪ Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops! ♪♪ Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ Take a tip, take a lesson! You'll never win by messin ♪♪ Peter: ♪♪ With the fellas at the freakin' FCC. ♪♪ ♪♪ And if you find yourself with some young s**y thing ♪♪ ♪♪ You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling, ♪♪ ♪♪ Cause you can't say penis! ♪♪ ♪♪ So they sent this little warning they're prepared to do their worst ♪♪ Brian: ♪♪ And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be coerced ♪♪ Stewie: ♪♪ I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first! ♪♪ Peter, Brian, & Stewie: ♪♪ They may just be neurotic or possibly psychotic ♪♪ ♪♪ They're the fellas at the freakin' FCC! ♪♪