Peter: We gave you Eminem And Justin Bieber too Even though they dress and try to talk like you The music of Taylor Swift and clothing from J.Crew And Jon Heder Also half of Derek Jeter Add to that a fleet of soccer moms Packed into their yoga tights And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites Peter: We gave you "Breaking Bad" And all the songs by Creed All the cast of "Friends" and trash like Tara Reid A virtual world of p**n so you can spill your seed Ray-Ban gla**es, leggy blondes with tiny a**es Frisbee sports, and fancy coffee too Energy efficient lights! And for all this awesome neat and wonderful stuff You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites Peter & Chorus: Thank the whites, thank the whites You know you don't thank the Lord, you thank the whites!