Together: Have you ever put bu*ter on a Pop Tart? It's so frickin' good Have you ever put bu*ter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen One day, and I was itchin' To fill up my belly With the pipin' hot jelly Of the best damn treat in the world Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts! Peter: And I saw a stick of bu*ter And it almost made me shudder And scream like a baby girl Together: I don't want a giant penis Or a rocket ship to Venus I don't want to win the lottery I just want to squat and gobble 'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble In a bu*ter, fruit and dough tart dream So I put bu*ter on a Pop Tart It was so freakin' good Have you ever put bu*ter on a Pop Tart? If you haven't then I think you should Quagmire: Everybody come along with us! Together:: Have you ever put bu*ter on a... Audience: Pop Tart! Together: It's so freakin' good Quagmire: Yeah! Together: Have you ever put bu*ter on a... Audience: Pop Tart! Together: If you haven't then I think you should Quagmire: Pop Tart! Peter: With bu*ter?!