Sesame Street - U: 'U' Lecture lyrics

Ernie (spoken): "Hi there. Ernie here. And now, we'll have Professor Hastings lecture us on the next letter of the alphabet: the letter U. Uhhhh, professor?" Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Ah, yes. Good day (sung) U is for underpa**, U is for underwear, U is for... uhhh... uuhh..." (falls asleep) (alarm clock rings) Ernie (spoken): "Up, professor!" Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Uhm... (sung) U is for upper plate, U is for undulate, U is for... uhhhh... uhh..." (falls asleep) (alarm clock rings) Ernie: (spoken) "Up, professor!" Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! (sung) One straight line going down and smoothly curving 'round And heading straight up the other way U is unusual U is unquestionably The start of USA (spoken) Which began when the United States... uhmm... united... that's another U word (sung) As is unicorn Ukulele, uniform and U also sounds like Uncle... umbrella... umpire... uhmm..." (falls asleep) (alarm clock rings) Ernie: "Up, professor, up!" Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Who?!" Ernie: "U!"