(SPOKEN) Man #1: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I...Hey, you know what letter comes after "I"? Man #2, Man #3, Woman: "J"! Man #1: Right. And whenever I think of the letter "J", I think of all my friends whose names begin with the letter "J" like... (SUNG) "J", Joe, wearing jeans Got himself a pocket full of jelly beans "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J" (SPOKEN) Man #2: Hey, you know, I've got a friend whose name begins with "J", too. Man #1: Is that right? Man #2: Yeah. Let me tell you about her. (SUNG) "J", Jane, jumping down the lane Joking and a-jiving Well, that's just like Jane Man #1, Man #2: "J", Jane, jumping Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J" (SPOKEN) Woman: Hey, you know what, fellas? Man #2: What's that? Woman: I've got a "J" friend, too. Man #2: Oh yeah? Woman: Yeah! Man #2: Tell us about him. (SUNG) Woman: "J", Jim, he's tall and slim He's got a jar of jam Let's join with him Man #1, Man #2, Woman: "J", Jim, let's join with Jim "J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J" (SPOKEN) Man #3: I have one, too. My friend, Joan Man #1: Tell us about her. Man #3: O.K. Here it goes. (SUNG) "J", Joan, jawing on the phone Hear it jingle, hear it jangle Well, it's just for Joan All: "J", Joan, yes, jingle jangle Joan "J", Jim, let's join with Jim "J", Jane, well, let's jump with Jane "J", Joe, jeans, and his jelly beans Hey, let's sing a song about "J" "J"