(After Farley starts to sing "Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella", Oscar interrupts, saying that it really goes like this:) Oscar: Oh, let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day. And if your grouchy cries Just tell her that a frown will always pay. Whenever skies are gray Don't worry or fret. A frown will bring the raindrops and you'll always get wet. So let a frown be your umbrella on a rainy, rainy day! (Then, I think, Oscar asks Farley if he understands how the song goes now. Farley says, "Yeah, but I'm not sure I like it.")