This is the ballad of The Sad Cafe It's a funny little place down Oklahoma way Where the cowpokes go to feel sad and blue And their cows and their horses Well they go there too (cows and horses join in) Yes their cows and their horses Well they go there too It's a sad, sad, sad cafe We sit at the tables And we cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe Now we all come here when we're under the weather To The Sad Cafe where we cry together Don't expect no food or drinks here Where the only thing we serve is tears Yeah the only thing we serve is tears At the sad, sad, sad cafe We sit at the tables And we cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe You can cry to your cat or your Irish setter Either way you'll feel a lot better You can cry at home or in the barn with the hay Or you can come on over to The Sad Cafe To the sad, sad, sad cafe We sit at the tables And we cry all day Boo hoo, boo hoo Boo hooing at The Sad Cafe Spoken: Hey, you know now that I've had a good cry, I feel better! Me too, I don't feel sad no more, I feel happy! Yeah! Hey what you all wanna do? Why don't we mosy on down to The Happy Cow Lounge? Oh I love that place! Yee haw, let's go! Everyone mosies on out of The Sad Cafe