Sesame Street - Ernie Writes Another Story lyrics

Ernie is at the typewriter, pecking away. Suddenly-- Ernie: "It's done! It's done! Hey Bert--it's done!" Bert: "What? What's done?" Ernie: "My story--greatest short story in the whole wide world, it's done. Greatest story in the world, wait'll you hear it." Bert: (groan) "Go ahead." Ernie: "A........B, C.......D......" Bert: "Ernie....." Ernie: "E, F,.....G...." Bert: "Ernie, that's the alphabet!" Ernie: "Now comes the sad part. (begins to cry) "H...I, J, K....." " Bert: "Ernie......" Ernie: ".......L, M, N, O...................P" Bert: "Oh, Ernie!" (shaking his head) Ernie: "Now comes the action part! (reads excitedly) "Q! R, S! T! U, V!" " Bert just groans Ernie: "Here comes the wind-up--"W, X, Y--" " Suddenly Ernie begins to roll up the paper. Berts turns to him. Bert: "Well?" Ernie: "Well what?" Bert: "Well go on, finish it. You went, "T, U, V, W, X, Y," and then you stopped. Go on, finish the story." Ernie: "And tell you how it ends? Then you'll never want to read it for yourself!" (Laughs and goes off) Bert: "Sighhhhhhhhhhhh......"