Serengeti - Pilates lyrics

[Serengeti] Like fat women do Pilates And always talking that they've noticed These fabulous changes to their bodies HAHAHA- jokes! The only way you lose weight: If you start to smoke coke Cause I be at them mix parties Where wifes have face jobs And husbands drive Maseratis And kids say to their mommies: "Ugh! I'm so bored I don't wanna go skiing" The fabulous North Shore: When trains come through Conductor says "ALL ABOARD!" And the kids go to Yale And daddy takes the whole family To the lake So they can sail Come home and have dinner "OK, Sport! Kiddo! 'Ey you're a winner!" You don't drop bombs The only one that does that Is Dirty Heat and Barry Bonds I don't know why they love diamonds The only thing I love is getting cooch Having fun and rhymin' But of course I love sports Went to Sam's house He didn't have no damn wine corks It was me, Rod, and Jessie Said we couldn't stay there no more We left her pad too messy It wasn't my fault I cleaned up my bedroom In sauteed spaghetti sauce And it was all on Rod Constantly smoking weed and Speeches how he found God And we was back by the lake; Jess told me undress We swam and we formed wakes Hey Rod, they have (???) "That's God," I said to him "Simple and pure" Wolverine rejuvenation I read a book about words And supreme concentration My rhymes are gettin simple: Judy Blume wrote Freckle Juice The kids is in the proof— pimples (f**! I f**ed up!) Them rappers need bodyguards Plus they in competition To always see who's the most hard (How many cans of whimsy did you drink, Dave?) Seven! I want to make an album so I called up Kevin Script was fake so I ran it through Jake And then we made an album Called "Must we Always Contemplate?" (What's the answer to that, Dave?) Not yes Lifted up her skirt, all I saw was unrest (How many cans of whimsy did you drink, Dave? How many cans of whimsy did you drink?) Seven! All I saw was unrest Seven! Called up Kevin (What's the answer to that, Dave?) Not yes (What's the answer to that, Dave?) Not yes Unrest Them rappers need bodyguards Plus they in competition To always see who's the most hard [Extra Credit] (Noodles arms whimsies Noodles arms whimsies Noodles arms whimsies Noodles noodles noodles noodles) X2 (How many cans of whimsy did you drink, Dave? How many cans of whimsy did you drink?) X2 [Serengeti] I wear big watches I looked in my bedroom All I saw were Sasquatches