Serengeti - New Dodge lyrics

[Intro] This goes out to the, to the one and only J-U-E-L-E-S: Jueles. This goes out to my friend Wilton, my friend Willy. Curtis and Maureen, Addie and Stace, everybody out there [Hook] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fiero in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt, giver her a ma**age Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go hunting, you'll need camouflage But I'd rather watch a Berenger flick about counter-espionage Counter-espionage (You'll go so crazy for this one, Jueles) [Verse 1] Silent pop down the Kaminsky I drink O'Doul's Jueles drinks whiskey Play a pool game for a [?] You ain't seen nothing yet, like BTO Saturday afternoon, O'Doul's at Big Joe's Sting games, catch a flick by Ving Rhames My wife Jueles: teased hair, bleached bangs Bleached Bangs Camaro keys, bucket seats Pontiac, man [Hook] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fierro in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt, giver her a ma**age Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go hunting, you'll need camouflage But I'd rather watch a Berringer flick about counter-espionage Counter-espionage Jueles, Jueles, you're crazy. This one's for you, Jueles! Yeah! (Been a whole day since I seen Jueles) [Verse 2] The J is for Jewels Cause at Jewels we get cases of O'Doul's And cartons of Kools. It's all cool The U is for Us Cause Kenny and Jueles are synonymous We're husband and wife: Ditka and Bears Picnic and Chairs E is for Eating Brats, chops, dogs, they're done Jueles in jorts [?] Jewels has great buns The L is for Huey Lewis and the power of love The heart of rock and roll is still beating I need a new drug The other E for the stinking '85 Bears S'been twenty-odd years but who the hell cares? S is for Softball Jueles plays short stop And if you play pool with Jueles she doesn't play slop She really loves Thunderbirds and really digs Stacey Q Only drinks Jack and wears a size 9 shoe Says she was in her prime when she was 162 But now she eats burgers wrapped in cheese and bacon strips, too [Hook] [Verse 3] When I met Jueles, I knew we'd get married She didn't mess around with any Tom, Dick, or Harry The Bears season was over, so if had to be February The snow was 4 feet, that winter was legendary All of a sudden everything became secondary "Jueles this," "Jueles that," in my vocabulary Aww man, she's the woman for me The J is for Jueles and the K is for Kenny Masterful at working on our Zenith antennae Always grilling and cooking dogs with me Man, Jueles smells like chops Stacey Q and Thunderbirds, she's hot Traded in the Buick, got a new dodge I'm in the garage Jueles, Julie J-U, J-U-E-L, E-S Jueles, Jueles, O'Doul's, Cole's [Hook] Traded in the Buick, got a new Dodge Still got my Fierro in the garage When Jueles' feet hurt, giver her a ma**age Drink a couple O'Doul's down at the lodge If you go hunting, you'll need camouflage But I'd rather watch a Berringer flick about counter-espionage Counter-espionage Counter-Jueles (Been a couple days since I seen Jueles) Jueles