Serengeti - Ozzie Guillen lyrics

It's hot and hazy I feel like Alonzo Spellman when he went crazy Hitchhiking in a hospital gown Until Samurai Mike came and cooled him down Man, Maureen made a real nice spread Cole slaw, kabobs, noodles and deviled eggs I feel like The Fridge when he met Reagan Filet mignon, baked potato, sour cream and bacon I haven't felt this way since Superbowl Twenty Or that time I met the Beringers outside of Ricobene's Ozzie Guillen Ozzie Guillen I swear O'Douls never made me feel like this Dancing to Phil Collins, loose by the hips I feel like Willie Gault, normally I'm Steve Fuller It's not my fault that I knocked over the cooler The meat's from Moo and Oinks in the dirt, wash it off Raise up your flame and put on some extra 'que sauce I keep whizzing, I keep eating all the chicken I jumped in the pool with Maureen's dog Mittens I'm sopping wet My Zubaz are off My Brooks are so heavy Ozzie Guillen Ozzie Guillen Ozzie Guillen Man, O'Douls is making me tired My Craig Hodges jersey is dirty My shorts are in the dryer I feel like Mongo in '86 in his suite Hanging out with McMahon after the Bears got beat Or Lee Smith when they lost to the Padres Or when "Hawk" Dawson got hit in the face and got dazed I still don't forgive Eric Show to this day Or Scottie Pippen when told Phil he wouldn't play, like Ozzie Guillen Oh, you gonna let Toni Kucoc take the last shot? Ozzie Guillen I lost to a kid in checkers And if I drive home this way call Victory Auto Wreckers Now it's night and I'm sleeping on Maureen's hood Sleeping on a Thunderbird with no shorts don't feel good Jueles has my keys and folded up my dry shorts She opens up the Fiero and I hop in head first Juelie, my Brooks are soaking wet My O'Douls just didn't taste right Jueles said "Hey Kenny," I said "Yeah" She said "Kenny baby, you know you were drinking Bud Light?" I said "What?" Ozzie Guillen Ozzie Guillen Ozzie Guillen (Good job with the noodles, Maureen.) Ozzie Guillen