Serengeti - Universe Man lyrics

[Verse 1] Yeah, you can have it all You can get the girl And if you're short Be the tallest midget in the world It's your orchard, no self-torture Hold head high like the guy on the new yorker Though, That guy reminds me of slavery I'll let that inspire me to bravery Click twitter read j smooth and be the boy YouTube for reruns of Freakazoid Trying not to laugh or even talk a lot People try to get sh** done at the coffee shop Good script, man Grab that oscar Don't settle for shrimp pans, have that lobster But sit straight or you'll have bad posture And run into a hunchback And damn that's awkward More rap advice I'll open the coffers You don't have to ask, I'll just offer [Hook] Believe me I understand I lost a couple battles like MC Shan Now my days go according to plan Powerful man, universe man This is not email spam Or trojan malware that eats up ram Just follow step one, step two then bam Powerful man, universe man And it don't cost three grand You don't have to swear an oath to goat god pan Don't need muscles or a situation tan Powerful man, universe man [Verse 2] Go easy on the buffalo wings Do your best to stay out of a juggalo ring Bring half the intensity Mark Ruffalo brings And you'll do fine A little Windex makes your school shoes shine Or rock 'em all scuffed, the weird kids are artsy The jocks are all tough Had an x-ray and everything the doctor saw s**ed I still feel awesome Unless I feel weird I keep it confident for the s** appeal, yeah And walk like a kind, a queen, if you're a lady It all comes in time Like the teeth of a baby Just a little bit of crying and bleeding in between After ill meals there's still appliances to clean No, trash is in the blue, recycling in the green Now go out there and be somebody [Hook]