Okay, now this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we f**ing go Rawr! x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky ~tilda~ murr ~tilda~ hehe Unzips yo baggy a** pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kisses 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest I be gettin' thirsty Hey, I got a lil itch You think you can help me? Only seven inches long UWU PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry sh** (he don’t see it comin')