F**king zombies everywhere, animated dead The sheriff says he'll pay a buck a head Call uncle Joe and get his truck, let's bring the family Beers, guns and dogs we'll keep our country clean There's no more need to have respect for the dead They're even stupider than me Go get the 12-gauge and we'll fill em with lead Perfect excuse for a redneck k**ing spree F**king zombies everywhere, animated dead The sheriff says he'll pay a buck a head Call uncle Joe and get his truck, let's bring the family Beers, guns and dogs we'll keep our country clean Let's flush 'em out And gun 'em down This is our redneck holiday k** 'em all