my girl she's on the ill tip exercised her right to forfeit and rust a bit her brain's like a microchip now its a day in the life of a space cadet that a mother calls daughter and just follow the instructions and the pieces come alive when her sh** malfunctions yeah, they said she'll never last but they lied - chorus - microchip girl - kick a** at trivia girl cd-rom curls now she wants a pc, to stick a modem into me i'm not the kind of guy who goes online for just any girl now it's a strange, strange relationship microchip girls got her head on straight i should know i put it there now what do i get her for christmas she's got it all on hard disk accessable to the world just follow the instructions i just keep her oiled and she's cool when her sh** malfunctions i just plug her in to refuel - chorus - microchip girl - found the end of pi 32 bit curls