so they s**ed the life out of you so now what the hell do you do so your train went off of it's track back when michael jackson was black what ya gonna prove how you gonna prove it there's no need to waste your life shatter and abuse it, babe i'm talking about a time when a dimebag was a dime no need to dwell upon the here and now, baby - chorus - let's pretend it's 1978; we're playing patty cake and baker's men let's pretend the popsicles we ate all gave us stomach aches on our neighbor's lawn so you called the chief of police (this is the pig, this is the pig) and told him what to do call the zoo and the justice of peace and told them what to do sold your house alone told your boss to screw it bought a time machine grab the wheel and do it, baby back unto a time when a dimebag was a dime no need to spend another moment here, baby * repeat chorus * hello operator please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll kick your fat behind the refrigerator there was a piece of gla** miss suzy sat upon it and broke her little ask me no more questions, i'll tell you no more lies the boys are in the bathroom zipping up their flies are in the city and bee stings are our crutch the boys and girls are necking and asking you just what ya gonna prove how you gonna prove it there's no need to waste your life shatter and abuse it, babe i'm talking about a time when a dimebag was a dime no need to dwell upon the here and now, baby * repeat chorus 2x *