Have you ever been in love And was it a good one? I can't speak for myself I suppose Cause the love that I know Could never trust as far as I could throw Love was never in the limelight Love couldn't last through the night Cause the Love that I knew Was always asking more Than I could do And If I ever live it down I might be surprised when I'm alone I wish you just knew your Uno Love was never even an issue Dry your eyes with my towels and time Cause the love that I know Was willing to stretch as far As it goes Love is jealous and wicked Sad songs have never depicted The Love that I knew Was always biting more than it could chew And if I ever checked around I might be surprised at what I find I wish I just knew your Uno And I could spend days wondering how You are and what you're doing now I last heard you were a librarian I bet the books are melting away (Melting away) Have you ever been in love And was it a good one? I can't speak for myself today Cause the love that I know Is only good for one roll in the hay Love was never in the limelight Love couldn't last through the night Cause the that I've known Is always casting out the first stone And if I ever live it down I might be surprised I wish you just knew it I wish you just knew it I wish you just knew your Uno