Self Defense Family - Cottaging lyrics

My stories got boring, it was bound to happen My talk went stale, that's how it happens You get a small home, a dull man, a ring I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing My stories got boring, it was bound to happen My talk went stale, that's how it happens You get a small home, a dull man, a ring I get self-serving songs it pains me to sing You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened In every man, a garbage dog You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened In every man, a garbage dog A gross opportunist, a lowlife Judas In every man, a garbage dog You said "cheat, but no mistresses" and I half listened In every man, a garbage dog My body got boring, it was bound to happen Sex got stale, that's the way it happens You get a sh** house, a dull man, a kid I get a sharp pain when I think of these things My body got boring, it was bound to happen Sex got stale, that's the way it happens You get a sh** house, a dull man, a kid I get a sharp pain when I think of these things My body got boring, it was bound to happen Sex got stale, that's the way it happens You get a sh** house, a dull man, a kid I get a sharp pain when I think of these things My body got boring, it was bound to happen Sex got stale, that's the way it happens You get a sh** house, a dull man, a kid I get a sharp pain when I think of these things Enthusiastic for missionary, he's f**ing ecstatic Enthusiastic for missionary, he's f**ing ecstatic Enthusiastic for missionary, he's f**ing ecstatic Enthusiastic for missionary, he's f**ing ecstatic Your dull man, your dull man Your dull man, your dull man Your dull man